A good laugh
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
ARE WOMEN SMART?
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>Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She
>went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
>three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
>mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
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> The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the
>most beautiful woman in the world.
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> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
>to".
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> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
>Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
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> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
> And he will be ten times richer than you."
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> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
>is mine."
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> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
>a mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
>and continue feeling good.
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> Male readers: Please scroll down..
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
>that women never listen!!!
> Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
>have a good sense of humor.
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>Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She
>went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
>three wishes."
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
>mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>
> The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the
>most beautiful woman in the world.
>
> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
>to".
>
> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
>Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
> And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
>is mine."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
>a mild heart attack."
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
>and continue feeling good.
>
> Male readers: Please scroll down..
>
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> ....
> ....
> ....
> ....
> ....
> .....
> ....
> ...
> ....
> ....
> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
>
> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
>
> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
>
> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
>that women never listen!!!
> Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
>have a good sense of humor.
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